Policeman Xia Yao!

Xuan Da Yu opened the door to find Xia Yao standing there.

He seemed to have calmed down. His irritation vaporized in a blink of an eye, he grabbed Xia Yao's nape, sighing in the process.

"You finally showed up, huh?"

But Xia Yao wasn't paying attention. He just stared at Da Yu's ear.

"What are you looking at?"

"Oh, I'm just concern about your ear being bitten off by me. "

Confusedly, Xuan Da Yu asked, "Wait... When did that happen?"

"Well last night, while I was tipsy, I remembered something about biting your ear...harsh. As I woke up this morning I sensed a foul taste, I was afraid that it was the blood from your ear, that's why I rushed over here to check. "

Xuan Da Yu flicked his ear and said, "Huh? There is nothing wrong with my ear. What are you saying? If you had bitten my ear, it would definitely have fallen off. "

Xia Yao was really surprised, "Then who the hell did I bite yesterday? To the last of my recollection, it was you who carried me home last night. And on the way, I nearly bit your ear off."

"Stop right there" Xuan Da Yu suddenly interrupted, "The one I carried home yesterday wasn't you."

That just came out from the blue for Xia Yao, "Say what now?! If it wasn't you, then who did? As far as I can tell, you carried me out of the club."

Xia Yao then gave rise to Xuan Da Yu's range, "Who knows? I was so certain that the person I was carrying home was you until I threw him onto the bed, damn, I realized then it was somebody else."

The corner of Xia Yao's mouth twitched, "I don't get it. What do you mean exactly?"

Xuan Da Yu told Xia Yao the whole story. Xia Yao, after hearing all what happened, was utterly speechless. He couldn't find a reason to laugh the situation off nor be able to fire off anything.

"I just can't believe something like that could actually happen. Don't tell me that he had been stalking you!"

"I've just returned from Beijing for less than two days. A pickpocket of his level can't have pulled off something like that." Xia Yao bent his mind to the person's name, then asked, trying not to laugh out loud, "You sure his name is Wang Zhi Shui?"

"Without a shadow of a doubt, I even checked his ID, how can I be wrong?"

Xia Yao burst into laughter, until Xuan Da Yu had to strangle him to make him stop.

"Bro, listen to me about this, you're damned. That dude is almost certainly the keeper for life. Just based on how perfect matched your two's names are,"

said Xia Yao, killing himself from laughing.

"I despise it!" said Xuan Da Yu. "There's no way it can be as fine as our names."

"What's so matching about our names?"

Xuan Da Yu thoroughly elaborated, "I'm Da Yu, the supreme king that founded the Xia dynasty. Your surname is Xia, followed by name Yao. All marvels and wonders of this dynasty are in my hand, as you are too! Understand?"

Xia Yao sniffed, "The connection is too stiff and forced."

Xuan Da Yu said nothing, unblinkingly staring at Xia Yao, nose against nose, eyes against eyes.

"Big white turnip, how can you be so handsome?"

Xia Yao looked askance at him, "For how many times have you said that? Keep it in your mind, why always say it out loud?"

Xuan Da Yu smirked filthily, pulling Xia Yao's cheek. Xia Yao smacked his hand away, questioning, "Yesterday if it was not you who took me home, so who...?"

"Peng Ze?" Xuan Da Yu immediately denied himself, "No way, he left before us."

"I was certain I bit someone's ear, that feeling was startlingly real..."

Xuan Da Yu suggested, "Maybe it was just a dream. Also, considering those teeth, if really bitten by them, the person wouldn't take so long to find you for vengeance."

I hope so... Xia Yao thought.

"Ah yes, that burglary was serious, do you need an investigation?"

Xuan Da Yu replied, "No need to do so, it's embarrassing! If comfortable, can you secretly help me look into it? Sooner or later, I have to catch that bastard."

Xia Yao nodded.

The two kept silent for some while, before Da Yu turned his head to the other side, "It's weekend, let's go out with your big boss!"

"I've registered for a special bodyguard training class. They allow me to attend on weekends."

Da Yu seemed to find it confusing, "Why did you register? You even want to be a bodyguard?"

"No, this class has no particular purposes. What I'm aiming for in this training session is defense against terrorist and special forces skill. Also, a bit of violence prevention and catching criminals is thrilling and practical too."

"Then let me attend with you," Da Yu suggested.

Xia Yao glanced over the said man, "For what?"

Da Yu grinned, "Nothing, just want to be by your side more."

Xia Yao hesitated for a while, but nodded in the end.

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