A Winter Flame.

Milly Johnson.

For Pete who is my John Silkstone, my Dan Regent, my Tom Broom, my Vladimir Darq, my Captain Ocean-Sea, my Adam MacLean, my Steve Feast and my Jacques Glace all rolled into one.

DOUGLAS, Miss Evelyn Mary.

Aged 93, died peacefully in her sleep at home 6th September.

Funeral to take place 13th September, 11 a.m.

St John the Baptist Church, Ivy Street, Barnsley.

Flowers welcome or donations in lieu of flowers to the Maud Haworth Home for Cats.

OCTOBER.

Chapter 1.

Eve sat patiently in the snug reception area of Firkin, Mead and Mead solicitors whilst the rain outside battered the window as if trying to break in to share the warmth. Winter had landed early on the heels of a very drab summer, almost squeezing out poor autumn which seemed to have come and gone in less than a fortnight. The day reflected Eve's mood perfectly: cold and depressed, as the reason for her being at Firkin, Mead and Mead was not a happy one. Her lovely great-aunt had died and left something for her; the old locket she always wore, most probably. The locket that Eve wished were still around a living Aunt Evelyn's neck.

To pass some time, Eve picked up a copy of the Daily Trumpet, which had to be the world's most incompetent newspaper. A snippet on page four grabbed her attention.

'The Daily Trumpet would like to apologize to the Thompson family for the misprint which appeared in last Thursday's issue. We did of course mean to congratulate David Thompson on his new position as a consultant paediatrician at Barnsley General Hospital, not consultant paedophile. We apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused and wish Dr Thompson a speedy recovery from his injuries.'

Another mistake and a particularly horrible one this time. The Trumpet was famous for its errors. It had even reported Aunt Evelyn's funeral service as happening at 13 a.m., then in the apology printed 3 p.m. There wasn't time for a further correction and consequently just a handful of people made the service. Aunt Evelyn had deserved so much better. Her funeral had been as much of a disaster as the rest of her life.

The receptionist answered a call then waved over to Eve.

'You can go in now. Mr Mead the younger's office is up the stairs and first door on your left,' she directed.

Eve folded up the newspaper and put it back on the magazine table before going in to meet Mr Mead.

The Meads were solicitor brothers. Mr Mead the younger was so old that Mr Mead the elder must have been injected with formaldehyde to carry on working, and they were always referred to as Mr Mead the younger and Mr Mead the elder. Still, Aunt Evelyn had never used any other firm of solicitors, and it was Mr Mead the younger who had the duty of overseeing her final wishes.

Eve wondered how her aunt had ever been able to profess on oath that she was of sound mind. She was as batty as a bat hanging upside down in a Batcave dressed as Batman, but eccentric as she was, she was also a darling old lady and Eve had been incredibly sad that the ninety-three-year-old had passed away in her sleep. Women like Aunt Evelyn could have fooled you into thinking they would live for ever: robust and bright-eyed, never moaning about any health issues, always dressing immaculately with never a snow-white hair out of place and a heel to her shoe, even if those heels had got lower and thicker over the years. In the past eighteen months, Aunt Evelyn had discovered a joie de vivre she should have experienced in her youth, but alas it was all too short-lived, for four weeks ago she went to bed and never woke up again. Her home help found her in bed with a big smile on her face which the massive heart attack she'd had during the night hadn't managed to wipe off. The vicar at her funeral said, 'Evelyn Douglas died when she was healthy and happy.' Eve couldn't honestly say she found any consolation in that.

Aunt Evelyn might have been content, but she was also quite mad. Fifteen years ago, she had combatted her customary sadness at having to take the Christmas decorations down on twelfth night by deciding not to, and leaving them up all year round. She didn't care that people said she was loop the loop; her spirits stayed continually buoyant because of that decision. She was happier than she had been for years at being continually surrounded by snowmen, boxes wrapped up as presents, and tinsel. Of course, she had to replace the real tree in the corner with a plastic one as the needles had all dropped off by mid-January, but that was a small price to pay. Her home help went insane with all the dusting of the Christmas ornaments that she collected by the bucketload from charity shops. Anything with a connection to Christmas however cheap and rubbish had to be bought. Then eighteen months ago, Aunt Evelyn really upped the ante. She even bought a stuffed elk from eBay. It sat in the corner of her room with baubles hanging from its antlers. She named it Gabriel.

'I needed to see you in person alone in my office,' began Mr Mead the less decrepit, after shaking Eve's hand and directing her to the chair on the other side of his huge mahogany desk, 'because your aunt specifically asked me to deliver this news to you that way.'

'Okay,' said Eve, thinking that it all sounded a little over the top for a bit of jewellery. The old lady had nothing else of value to leave, although they were things of value to her: the ashes of her cats Fancy and Kringle that she kept in a biscuit tin, her three old broken clocks, her sepia photographs and that monstrous stuffed elk. Eve really hoped her aunt hadn't bequeathed Gabriel to her. Aunt Evelyn always said that the lovely locket would be Eve's one day. It was a beautiful large oval and had two portraits in it: those of Aunt Evelyn and the love of her life Stanley. She had been engaged to him at sixteen but he had been killed in one of the first battles of the war. Aunt Evelyn had never married, but chose to live with her memories, which she said were enough to keep her warm. Eve knew that feeling well. But Eve was under no illusion that any money would be coming her way. Aunt Evelyn had always said that she would leave her meagre savings and the contents of her bungalow to the local cats' home.

Eve's grandmother had harrumphed and said that was a ridiculous decision; she said it summed up why Great-Aunt Evelyn should have been in a home years ago.

Eve had defended her aunt. 'It's her money, she has the right to do with it what she likes, Grandma.' Evelyn adored cats. Kringle had been her last baby, and it had nearly broken her heart when the twenty-year-old deaf white cat died last year. In fact, Eve wasn't sure she ever quite fully recovered from the shock. She had heard of lots of instances where a beloved animal died and the owner wasn't long in following.

'Your aunt left you this.' Mr Mead opened a desk drawer and pulled out a package, which he passed across to Eve. It was the lovely locket and all her late aunt's photographs. Eve smiled, sighing sadly at the same time.

'Thank you, Mr Mead.'

'And this,' the old man carried on, taking a well-stuffed envelope from the drawer. 'It's a copy of the land deed for your aunt's theme park.'

Eve laughed as her hand reached out for it, even though Mr Mead looked far too sober and professional to make jokes. Then she lifted her green eyes and looked up at his face and saw no humour there. She shook her head to dislodge whatever it was that must be stuck in her ear.

'I'm sorry, could you repeat that, Mr Mead?' she asked.

'This is a copy of the land deed,' obeyed Mr Mead, 'for your aunt's theme park.'

So, she hadn't misheard. Mr Mead really did say that.

'A theme park?'

'That's right. And here are the plans which she put in place for it.' And he handed over a great file of papers which he lifted from the floor. 'It's all immaculately organized and documented.'

'A theme park?' Eve said again.

'That's correct.'

'As in rides?' Eve was smiling but it was shock and confusion driving the corners of her mouth upwards. Was Mr Mead on drugs? Was he having a bit of a senior moment and getting her aunt mixed up with Richard Branson? Aunt Evelyn didn't own a theme park. She lived in a one-bedroom rented bungalow with the ashes of her old cats, roomfuls of memories and a stuffed elk.

'You don't know anything about it at all?' asked Mr Mead, scratching his ear. All those hairs in there must tickle, thought Eve.

Eve struggled to find the words to say that no, she didn't know anything about a theme park. Why would she? There wasn't one. That would be ridiculous. But all that came out was a shrug and more puzzled laughter.

'Well,' Mr Mead cleared his throat, 'many years ago, your aunt procured a one-hundred-and-fifty-acre plot of land adjacent to Higher Hoppleton. At the time, the landowner, Lord Rotherham, who was a client of mine, was on the brink of bankruptcy and needed to procure cash very quickly. The land was an albatross around his neck, as it could never be used for permanent residential housing, but it could be converted 'for recreational purposes'. I suggested to Evelyn that it might be a good, if very long-term, investment. She agreed so I brokered the deal and it was done. I don't believe your aunt ever intended to do anything with it, except sit on it and wait for a change in the restrictions pertaining to the land, which understandably didn't occur. Then last year, your aunt took it upon herself to have plans drawn up for Winterworld. She employed an architect, who oversaw the installation of mains services, and then she commenced the building works.'

'Aunt Evelyn?' She wondered if Mr Mead had picked up the wrong client file. Dolly Parton's for instance. 'Evelyn Mary Douglas?' Cuckoo Aunt Evelyn, with the seven-foot plastic Christmas tree in the corner of her lounge, and owner of Gabriel the elk?

Mr Mead's shaggy grey eyebrows rose so far they almost left his head. 'Your aunt may have lived frugally, but she was a woman of considerable means,' he continued.

'Frugally? That's putting it mildly,' Eve interrupted. Evelyn had a mania for Mr Kipling's French Fancies, but she would only ever buy them when they were on BOGOF.

'She was a genius on the stock exchange. She had a remarkable nose for exactly the right moment to buy and sell,' Mr Mead continued. 'I thought it was beginner's luck when she first started to dabble, and advised caution, but she was a master of financial enterprise. She could smell a shift in the market as surely as a cat can smell an injured bird.'

'You're joking.' Eve shook her head. Maybe it was she who was on drugs. Those mushrooms she had in her omelette last night did look a bit misshapen.

'I'm not joking at all, Miss Douglas,' said Mr Mead, and it was quite obvious that he wasn't either.

'You'll forgive me if I'm a bit gobsmacked, Mr Mead,' said Eve, flicking a few strands which had worked loose from her tightly tied-back, dark-brown hair, whilst thinking that Mr Mead must be getting a bit tired of her looking confounded and saying, 'You're joking.' 'It's rather a lot to take in. Old ladies don't build theme parks. Especially old ladies who live in Barnsley in one-bedroom bungalows.'

'This one did,' smiled Mr Mead, his eyebrows doing a Mexican wave now. 'I think you'll agree that your Aunt Evelyn was a woman very much made in her own unique mould.' There was a fond softness in his voice now as he talked about the old lady. He lifted another document to the side of him and started to unfold it with his large gnarled fingers.

'This is what your aunt wanted to achieve. I also have the plans proper, but they are heavily detailed and this is perhaps easier to digest, seeing as you're presently in shock.'

It was a crude plan, the words written in Aunt Evelyn's familiar scratchy handwriting, and there were illustrations simply but deftly drawn. There were log cabins amongst fir trees, a restaurant, a grotto, a reindeer enclosure . . . it all looked very festive. It was the sort of map a child would draw in a jotter.

'She was building a Christmas theme park?' Eve questioned. Of any theme it could have been, Eve should have known it would be a Christmas one.

'That is correct,' said Mr Mead. 'Apparently she had hundreds of Christmas trees planted there in the seventies. I wouldn't be at all surprised if she had forgotten that she had done so.'

'A Christmas theme park. In Barnsley ?'

'Indeed. And now it's your Christmas theme park. In Barnsley.'

'Can the theme be changed?'

'Most categorically not. It is stipulated in the will.'

Oh God, anything but Christmas. There was no way on this planet that Eve could live, breathe and eat Christmas as a business. She hated Christmas loathed it, detested it, abhorred it as much as her aunt had lived, breathed and eaten it. She couldn't think of one Christmas that hadn't been tainted by a sour memory. For the last four Christmases, she had holed herself up at home and read books as if it didn't exist.

'How long had all this been in her head?' Eve wasn't aware she had spoken her thoughts aloud as she stared at the plans. She was going to wake up in a moment and find that she had dropped off at her desk halfway through arranging a retirement party for a Chairman with a penchant for cancan dancers.

'She acquired the land in the sixties. She started building-' he checked his records '-in March last year. If you peruse the files, you'll find everything you need to know in them. Mr Glace has his copy also.'

Eve totted up in her head how many months ago that was. Eighteen. That might explain it. Just over nineteen months ago, Aunt Evelyn had a mini-stroke. But rather than it grind her down, she had bounced out of hospital like a spring chicken. Her brush with death had totally altered her outlook on life and sent her mentally off-kilter, if that scraggy old elk Gabriel was anything to go by.

'She never said a word about any of this and I saw her at least once a month.' Eve shook her head in disbelief. Something was niggling at her brain too. 'How can you keep this sort of thing secret? You can't. It's too big. What was she thinking of? How come no one knew? This is crazy.' If she scratched her head any more she'd reach bone.

Mr Mead allowed himself a little smile. 'I thought she had told you. I rather got the impression she was planning to when I last spoke to her. Such a shame that she was taken before she delivered her news. She was very excited about it all. Poor, dear Evelyn. You could almost say she was born in the latter years of her life.'

'So it seems,' said Eve, who didn't quite reconcile the rather batty old lady with the power magnate alter ego she obviously had. 'What if I don't want to do anything with the park?' Eve asked.

'You both have three months to either undertake the project or all rights will revert to the other. If both of you resign your rights, then ownership will pass to the Maud Haworth Home for Cats-'

'Wait a minute,' Eve interrupted, holding her hand up in a gesture of shush. That's what was nipping at the edge of her thoughts that name. 'Who the heck is Mr Glass?'

'Mr Jacques Glace is the joint beneficiary.'

'Jack Glass? Who is he? I've never heard of him.'

'All I can tell you is that he is the joint beneficiary of the estate and the person to whom your aunt bequeathed the care of Fancy's and Kringle's ashes.'

Blimey, thought Eve. She must have thought a lot of this Mr Glass to leave her precious 'children's' ashes to him. But that still didn't explain who he was.

Mr Mead shrugged. He would offer no more information on the man other than that he was an associate of Evelyn's, lived in Outer Hoodley and was very tall. And he, apparently, was as gobsmacked as Eve about being left a theme park. Mr Mead had seen him that morning and given him the news. He was going to give both parties a week to study the files to decide if they wanted to take the project forward or resign their rights before meeting again in his office. Eve looked up at the ceiling to see if there were any candid cameras recording her reaction to all this.

'So, let me just get this straight in my brain,' Eve said, tapping both sides of her head simultaneously. 'My aunt Evelyn wants me and this Jack Glass to finish off a theme park which she started to build and then run it as a business concern.'

'Correct.'

Eve laughed. 'Well, I presume she's left us a fortune to be able to do that.'

'Yes, that's also correct.'

Eve nearly fainted.

'Subject to all the expenses being approved by you and Mr Glace and myself,' went on Mr Mead. 'Obviously you won't be able to take the monies and spend them on cruises and fine wines.'

'How much did she leave?' said Eve in a voice shocked into temporary laryngitis.

'A very considerable sum,' said Mr Mead. 'I don't have the exact figure in front of me because interest accrues at a daily rate, but I will have for our next meeting. It's quite a few million pounds.'

'A few mill . . .' Eve couldn't even finish the word. This is what lottery winners must feel like seeing all those numbers on the screen that matched their own and yet there was a membrane as thick as a plank of wood over the part of their brain that let them absorb the information. 'Mr Mead, you cannot be serious,' she gulped, like a bustier, Yorkshire version of John McEnroe. For a moment she thought her life had been hijacked by a computer game 'Zoo Tycoon' or the equivalent 'Christmas Park Tycoon'. People inherited jewellery and nick-nacks from old aunts, not 'quite a few million pounds' and future expenses for reindeers.

'A fifth percentage of the revenue earned by your venture will be split between your aunt's affiliated charities: The Maud Haworth Home for Cats and the Yorkshire Fund for Disabled Servicemen. Any remaining profit, of course, will be equally divided between yourself and Mr Glace.'

It was sinking in, slowly but surely, that Mr Mead was not as barmy as Aunt Evelyn. Not that it mattered. Eve had little interest in being part of such a ridiculous scheme. She was happy as she was, with a good, profitable events-organizing business, and didn't need or want to change professions and work alongside a total stranger. She was a lone wolf in business and always would be. Jack Glass, whoever he was, could have the bloody thing. It all sounded far too good to be true and that was a sure sign that there must be catches as big as man-traps waiting for her. Little old ladies who bought stuffed elks from the internet did not know the first thing about building theme parks how could they? She had obviously just flung her money at a ludicrous self-indulgent project what a total waste of a fortune.

'I'll think about it, of course,' said Eve. She wasn't that daft to dismiss it all out of hand without looking through the paperwork, but really it was madness. A theme park in Barnsley wouldn't work. People would laugh their socks off at the incredulity of it. A seasonal theme park was especially dodgy who would want to see Santa in August?

She left Mr Mead's office determined to let the mysterious 'Jack Glass' take the helm and go bankrupt after three months because that is surely what would happen. But by the time she had got to her car, Eve Douglas's brain was fast at work and a sea change of mind had already happened.

Chapter 2.

Try as she might, she could not sleep that night. As if she were in a courtroom, a defence barrister popped up in her head, in full wig and silk ensemble, and presented his case.

'If a ninety-three-year-old woman can do most of the hard graft of planning and starting off such extensive building work, I put it to you, Eve Douglas, that you could not possibly reject the challenge of finishing off what your aunt had begun and make yourself a zillionaire in the process. This is the chance of a lifetime. It is the greatest challenge of your career. Can you tell the court that you could honestly turn your back on that magic word "challenge", Miss D?'

That damned barrister knew that the word 'challenge' was like a red rag to a bull to Eve. That barrister sounded a lot like Aunt Evelyn as well. He was even accompanied by a scent of yellow French Fancies.

Eve abandoned her goose-down quilt, slid her feet into her slippers and headed for the kettle to make some strong coffee. She knew there was no way she would get a wink of sleep until she had taken those files apart and read every word. So she did. Then she checked out the competition on the internet. Then she made a note to ring her friend in the morning and borrow her secret weapon Phoebe May Tinker.

'I didn't get you up, did I?' asked Eve, with the hint of a yawn. After all, she'd only had four hours' sleep.

'Are you joking?' returned a jolly voice. 'I'm up sorting out her ladyship's Crunchy Nut Cornflakes. You're ringing early. Are you okay?'

'Sort of,' said Eve.

'You don't sound so sure.'