¹CD-R King - Filipino retail chain that sells discounted computer parts and gadgets, electronic appliances, and accessories. Day 075

11:11pm

Rico: JHING I HAVE A PROBLEM!

Jhing: Except for your bad jokes, what's your problem?

Rico: I CAN'T UNLOCK MY CAPSLOCK!

Jhing: Huh?

Rico: MY CAPSLOCK IS STUCK.

Jhing: Watta problem.

11:18pm

Rico: JHING I CAN'T UNLOCK IT WHY.

Jhing: Restart your laptop.

Rico: I CAN'T. I'M DOWNLOADING A FILE FROM A CLIENT WHICH WILL TAKE 3 HOURS.

Jhing: Ugh. It feels like you're screaming at me. So annoying.

11:23pm

Rico: HUHUHU JHING..

Rico: I CAN'T HELP BUT SCREAM TOO WHILE I'M TYPING.

Jhing: Annoyyyinggg!

11:28pm

Rico: JHING WHAT NOW!

Jhing: Huh? What what now?

Rico: DID SOMETHING DIFFERENT HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY?

Jhing: WHY THE f.u.c.k ARE YOU ASKING THAT EVERY f.u.c.kING DAY?

Rico: WHY ARE YOU ANGRY? 

Jhing: I'M NOT. I JUST WANT US TO BE IN THE SAME LEVEL OF INTENSITY.

Rico: CAPSLOCK FOR INTENSITY?

Jhing: BWISIT!

11:34pm

Rico: JHING I'M SO HANDSOME CAPSLOCK FOR INTENSITY!!!!!

Jhing: BWISIT!!!!!!!!!! EXCLAMATION POINTS FOR MORE INTENSITY!!

Rico: INTENSE LECHE PLEASE?

Seen 11:38pm

11:42pm

Jhing: Never.

Rico: HA? WHY NOT? YOU DON'T LIKE SAYING LECHE ANYMORE?

Rico: DON'T YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT WHENEVER YOU’RE p.i.s.sED?

Rico: OR DID THE WORD ALREADY TURNED INTO A DIFFERENT MEANING?

Rico: :”>

11:46pm

Jhing: LECHE! What the h.e.l.l are you saying? Leche is leche. Bwisit!

Rico: I DON'T KNOW MAYBE IT MEANS&h.e.l.lip;

Rico: FOREVER? HAHAHAHAHA!

Jhing: LAME!

Rico: I HAVE A QUESTION!

Jhing: WHAT IS IT!?

Rico: WHO'S THE HEIR OF CD-R KING?

Jhing: ?

Rico: YOU GIVE UP?

Jhing: ?

Rico: GIVE UP?

11:47pm

Jhing: Why are you being so difficult? Just tell me the answer.

Rico: YOU CAN JUST SAY YOU GIVE UP AH.

Jhing: ARE YOU ANGRY?!

Rico: NO! CAPSLOCK FOR COOLNESS! 

Jhing: K. Give.

Rico: OF COURSE IT'S CD-ROWN PRINCE.

Rico: BADUM TSS!

Jhing: ._.

11:47pm

Rico: HOW ABOUT THIS, DO YOU KNOW THE NAMES OF THE SIBLINGS OF THE REINDEER?

Jhing: Reindeer?

Jhing: ?

Rico: IT'S SUNDEER. WINDEER. CLOUDEER. THUNDEER.

Jhing: (－‸ლ)

11:48pm

Jhing: I'm now going to bed before my brain explodes because of you.

Jhing: Don’t pm me tomorrow if you still have that f.u.c.king capslock on.

Rico: WHAT IF IT DOESN'T DISAPPEAR?

Jhing: Then don’t message me!

Rico: I'LL JUST BUY A NEW LAPTOP.

Jhing: Wow, rich.

11:49pm

Rico: IT'S MY SALARY OF THREE YEARS. 

Rico: BUT IT'S FOR OUR FUTURE. HOW CAN WE HAVE ONE IF WE STOP TALKING?

Jhing: Err I’ll just. . . sleep, ok?

Rico: OKAY. 

Rico: GOODNIGHT.

11:50pm

Jhing: Yeah, goodnight.

12:02am

Rico: AND JHING!

Jhing: O?

Rico: SWEET DREAMS, JHING.

Jhing: You too, Jesus Crux.

Rico: :”)