Mrs Harris Goes To Paris And Mrs Harris Goes To New York - Part 6
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She had savoured the casual way she might say to her landlady, when queried as to where she had been: 'Oh, I was only over in Paris, dearie, to look at the collection and buy me a Dior dress. It's called "Temptytion".' And, of course, she had visualised a hundred times the reaction of Mrs b.u.t.terfield when she unveiled her prize. There would be no calling in of her friend now - or anyone else - for she would only croak: 'Didn't I tell yer something orful would 'appen? Things like that ain't for the likes of us! What was you going to do with it, anyway?'

What indeed had she been meaning to do with it? Hang it away in an old, stale cupboard next to her ap.r.o.ns, overalls, and one poor Sunday frock, secretly to gloat over when she came home at night? The dress had not been designed and created to languish in the dark of a cupboard. It was meant to be out where there was gaiety, lights, music, and admiring eyes.

Quite suddenly she could not bear to look upon it any longer. She was at the end of her resistance to grief. She reinterred it in the plastic suitcase, hurriedly blotting out the sight of it with the crumpled tissue paper and then flinging herself upon her bed, buried her face in her pillow and commenced to cry. She wept silently, inconsolably, and interminably, after the fashion of women whose hearts have been broken.

She wept for her own foolishness, and too for her self-acknowledged guilt of the sin of pride, and the swift, sure punishment that had followed upon its heels, but mostly she wept simply and miserably for her lost dress and the destruction of this so dear possession.

She might have wept thus into eternity, but for the insistent ringing of her doorbell which at last penetrated grief and into her consciousness. She raised her tear-swollen face momentarily and then decided to ignore it. It could be none other than Mrs b.u.t.terfield, eager to see and discuss her Paris dress and hear of her adventures amongst the heathen. What was there to show her now for the long wait, the hard work, the sacrifice, and the foolish determination? A burned-out rag. Worse than Mrs b.u.t.terfield's croakings of 'I told you so' would be the sympathy that would follow, the tuttings and cluckings and the warm but clumsy attempts to comfort her and which Mrs Harris felt she could not bear. She wanted only to get on with her crying - to be allowed to weep alone until she died.

She pulled the damp pillow about her ears to shut out the sound of the ringing, but now, somewhat to her alarm, heard it replaced by a loud knocking and thumping on the door, something rather more strenuous and imperative than she could connect with Mrs b.u.t.terfield. Perhaps there was something wrong somewhere, an emergency, and she was needed. She arose quickly, brushed the wisps of dishevelled hair out of her eyes and opened the door to reveal a BEA messenger standing there goggling at her as though he had seen a ghost.

He croaked forth a kind of bilious: 'Mrs 'Arris, is it?'

' 'Oo else did you expect? Princess Margaret? Bangin' and thumpin' like the 'ouse was afire ...'

'Phew!' he said, mopping his brow with relief, 'you didn't arf give me a turn, you did. I thought maybe you was dead. You not answering the doorbell, and these flowers to deliver. I thought they might be for the corpse.'

'Eh?' Mrs Harris asked. 'Wot flowers?'

The postman grinned. 'Flown over special from France, and express delivery. 'Ere now. Leave the door open while I bring 'em in.'

Swinging wide the rear doors of the van he began to produce them, white box, upon long white box marked: 'AIR EXPRESS - - FRAGILE FRAGILE - - PERISHABLE PERISHABLE', looming shapes of objects packed first in straw, then in cartons, then in paper - it seemed to the mystified Mrs Harris that he would never end his trips from the van to her living room and that there must be some mistake.

But there was none. 'Sign 'ere,' he said, his task at last ended, and shoved his book under her nose. It was her name and address right enough - Madame Ada Harris, 5 Willis Gardens, Battersea.

He left and she was alone again. Then she turned to opening her boxes and packages and in an instant found herself transported back to Paris again, for the dingy little room suddenly vanished beneath the garden bower of flowers that overwhelmed it, dark, deep red roses by the dozen, cream white lilies, bunches of pink and yellow carnations, and sheaves of gladioli ready to burst into every colour from deep mauve to palest lemon. There were azaleas, salmon coloured, white, and crimson, geraniums, bundles of sweet-smelling freesias, and one great bouquet of violets a foot in span with six white gardenias centred.

In an instant, her dwelling seemed changed into a stall of the Marche aux Fleurs, for market fresh, the crisp, smooth petals were still dewed with pearls of water.

Was this coincidence, or some magic foresight that this sweet, healing gift should reach her in her moment of deepest anguish? She detached the cards from the blossoms and read the messages thereon. They were a welcome home, a simultaneous outpouring of remembrance and affection from her friends, laced with good news.

'Welcome home. We could not wait. Andre and I were married today. G.o.d bless you. Natasha.'

'I am the happiest man in the world thanks to you. Andre Fauvel.'

'A welcome back to the lady who loves geraniums. I have not forgotten the copper penny. Hypolite de Cha.s.sagne.'

'Compliments of M. Christian Dior' (this with the violets).

'Greetings on your return. The staff of Christian Dior.'

'Good luck to you. Cutters, Fitters, and Seamstresses, Maison Christian Dior.'

And finally: 'Jules was named First Secretary of the Department for Anglo-Saxon Relations at the Quai d'Orsay today. What can I say, my dear, but thank you. Claudine Colbert.'

Her knees trembling beneath her, Mrs Harris sank to the floor, leaned her cheek against the tight, smooth, cool, heavily fragrant petals of the roses Mme Colbert had sent her, tears filling her eyes again, her mind thrown into a turmoil of memories by the messages, the colours and the fragrance of the flowers that filled her little living room.

Once again she saw the understanding, womanly Mme Colbert, with her dark, glossy, perfectly groomed hair and pure skin, the lithe, exquisite, laughing Natasha and the blond, serious-minded, grave-faced and scarred M. Fauvel who overnight had changed from an adding machine into a boy and a lover.

All manner of memories and isolated pictures crowded into her thoughts. For an instant she saw the furrowed brows and concentrated expressions of the fitters kneeling before her, their mouths bristling with pins. She felt once more the pile of the thick grey carpet beneath her feet and smelled the sweet, thrilling scent of the interior of the House of Dior.

The hubbub and murmur of the voices of the audience and patrons in the grey and white salon seemed to come back to her, and immediately, blinking through her tears she was there again as each model more beautiful than the last clad in the loveliest frocks, suits, ensembles, gowns, and furs came thrusting, swaying, or gliding into the room - three steps and a twirl - three more steps and another twirl - then off with the pastel mink or dark marten coat to be dragged behind on the soft carpet, off with the jacket - a toss of the head, another twirl and she was gone to be replaced by yet another.

From there it was but a flash for her to be back in the hive of the cubicles, a part of the delicious atmosphere of woman world compounded of the rustle of silks and satins, the variegated perfumes carried thither by the clients, the murmuring voices of sales women and dressmakers like the droning of bees, and the sound of whispering from neighbouring booths, and smothered laughter.

Then she was sitting in the sunlight beneath a sky of a peculiar blue, on a bench in the Flower Market surrounded by nature's own fashion creations, flowers in their matchless shapes and colours and emanating perfumes of their own. And next to her was a handsome aristocratic old gentleman who had understood her and treated her as an equal.

But it was the people she had met who kept returning to her thoughts and she remembered the expressions on the faces of Fauvel and Natasha as they had embraced her the night of the 'Pre Catalan' and seemed to feel once again the warm pressure of Mme Colbert's arms about her as she had kissed her before her departure and whispered: 'You have been very lucky for me, my dear- '

Reflecting now upon Mme Colbert, Mrs Harris thought how the French woman had worked and schemed to help her to realize her vain, foolish wish to possess a Dior dress. Had it not been for her and her clever plan at the end it would never have reached England. And Mrs Harris thought that even the damage to 'Temptation' might not be irreparable. A letter to Mme Colbert would result in the immediate dispatch of another beaded panel such as had been destroyed. A clever seamstress could insert it so that the dress would be as good as new. And yet, would it ever be the same again?

This ephemeral question had a most curious effect upon Mrs Harris. It stopped the flow of tears from her eyes and brought her to her feet once more as she looked about the flower-laden room and the answer came to her in one shrewd, inspired burst of insight.

It would not. It would never be the same again. But then neither would she.

For it had not been a dress she had bought so much as an adventure and an experience that would last her to the end of her days. She would never again feel lonely, or unwanted. She had ventured into a foreign country and a foreign people whom she had been taught to suspect and despise. She had found them to be warm and human, men and women to whom human love and understanding was a mainspring of life. They had made her feel that they loved her for herself.

Mrs Harris opened the suitcase and took out 'Temptation'. Once more she fingered the burnt place and saw how easily the panel could be replaced and the damage repaired. But she would not have it so. She would keep it as it was, untouched by any other fingers but those which had expedited every st.i.tch because of love and feeling for another woman's heart.

Mrs Harris hugged the dress to her thin bosom, hugged it hard as though it were alive and human, nestling her face to the soft folds of the material. Tears flowed again from the small, shrewd blue eyes and furrowed down the apple cheeks, but they were no longer tears of misery.

She stood there rocking back and forth, holding and embracing her dress, and with it she was hugging them all, Madame Colbert, Natasha, Andre Fauvel, down to the last anonymous worker, seamstress, and cutter, as well as the city that had bestowed upon her such a priceless memory, treasure of understanding, friendship, and humanity.

MRS HARRIS GOES TO NEW YORK.

To Ginnie

The Marquis Hypolite de Cha.s.sagne is of course not the Amba.s.sador of France to the United States. He is only the benevolent genie of a latter-day fairy tale. Nor will you find Mrs Harris, Mrs b.u.t.terfield, or the Schreibers at the addresses given, for every one and every thing in this story is fict.i.tious. If, however, the characters herein do not resemble someone you have encountered somewhere sometime, then the author has failed to hold up a small mirror to life and extends his regrets to one and all.

P. W. G.

MRS ADA HARRIS and Mrs Violet b.u.t.terfield, of Numbers 5 and 9 Willis Gardens, Battersea, London, respectively, were having their nightly cup of tea in Mrs Harris's neat and flower-decorated little flat in the bas.e.m.e.nt of number five. and Mrs Violet b.u.t.terfield, of Numbers 5 and 9 Willis Gardens, Battersea, London, respectively, were having their nightly cup of tea in Mrs Harris's neat and flower-decorated little flat in the bas.e.m.e.nt of number five.

Mrs Harris was a charwoman of that st.u.r.dy London breed that fares forth daily to tidy up the largest city in the world, and her lifelong friend and bosom companion, Mrs b.u.t.terfield, was a part-time cook and char as well. Both looked after a fashionable clientele in Belgravia, where they met varying adventures during the day, picking up stray and interesting pieces of gossip from the odd bods for whom they worked. At night they visited one another for a final cup of tea to exchange these t.i.tbits.

Mrs Harris was sixtyish, small and wiry, with cheeks like frosted apples, and naughty little eyes. She had a very efficient and practical side, was inclined to be romantic, an optimist, and see life in rather simplified divisions of either black or white. Mrs b.u.t.terfield, likewise sixtyish, was stout, billowy, a kindly, timorous woman, the complete pessimist, who visualised everyone, including herself, as living constantly on the brink of imminent disaster.

Both of these good ladies were widows of long standing. Mrs b.u.t.terfield had two married sons, neither of whom contributed to her support, which did not surprise her. It would have astonished her if they had. Mrs Harris had a married daughter who lived in Nottingham and wrote to her every Thursday night. The two women lived useful, busy, and interesting lives, supported one another physically and spiritually, and comforted one another in their loneliness. It had been Mrs b.u.t.terfield who by taking over Mrs Harris's clients temporarily had enabled her a year or so ago to make a flying trip to Paris for the exciting and romantic purpose of buying a Dior dress, which same trophy now hung in Mrs Harris's wardrobe as a daily reminder of how wonderful and adventurous life can be to one who has a little energy, stick-to-it-iveness, and imagination to make it so.

Snug and cosy in Mrs Harris's neat flat, by the glow of shaded lamplight, the teapot hot and fragrant beneath the yellow flowered tea-cosy Mrs b.u.t.terfield had knitted Mrs Harris for Christmas, the two women sat and exchanged the events of the day.

The wireless was turned on and from it issued a series of dismal sounds attributed to a recording made by one Kentucky Claiborne, an American hillbilly singer.

'So I sez to the Countess, "It's either a new 'Oover or me," ' recounted Mrs Harris. 'Stingy old frump. "Dear Mrs 'Arris," sez she, "cawn't we make it do another year?" Make do indeed! Every time I touch the flippin' thing I get a shock clear down to me toes. I gave 'er a ultimation. "If there ain't a new 'Oover on the premises tomorrow morning, the keys go through the door," ' Mrs Harris concluded. Keys to a flat dropped through the mail slot was the charwoman's cla.s.sic notice of resignation from a job.

Mrs b.u.t.terfield sipped at her tea. 'There won't be one,' she said gloomily. 'I know that kind. They'll put every penny on their own back, and that's all they care.'

From within the speaker of the little table wireless Kentucky Claiborne moaned, 'Kiss me good-bye, ol' Cayuse.

Kiss me ol' hoss, don' refuse.

Bad men have shot me - Ah'm afeered they have got me, Kiss me good-bye, ol' Cayuse.'

'Ugh!' said Mrs Harris, 'I can't stand any more of that caterwauling. Turn it off, will you love.'

Mrs b.u.t.terfield obediently leaned over and switched off the radio, remarking, 'It's real sad 'im being shot and wanting 'is 'orse to kiss 'im. Now we'll never know if it did.'

This, however, was not the case, for the people next door apparently were devotees of the American balladeer, and the saga of tragedy and love in the Far West came seeping through the walls. Still another sound penetrated the kitchen in which the two women were sitting, a dim thud and then a wail of pain, which was followed immediately by the turning up of the wireless next door so that the tw.a.n.g of the guitar and Kentucky Claiborne's nasal groaning drowned out the cries.

The two women stiffened immediately, and their faces became grim and deeply concerned.

'The devils,' whispered Mrs Harris, 'they're 'avin' a go at little 'Enry again.'

'Ow, the poor lamb,' said Mrs b.u.t.terfield. And then, 'I can't 'ear 'im any more.'

'They've turned up the wireless so we carn't.' Mrs Harris went to a place in the wall between the houses where evidently at one time there had been a connecting hatch-way and the part.i.tion was thinner, and pounded on it with her knuckles. An equal measure of pounding came back almost instantly.

Mrs Harris put her mouth close to the part.i.tion and shouted, ' 'Ere, you stop hitting that child. Do you want me to call the police?'

The return message from the other side of the part.i.tion was clear and succinct. A man's voice, 'Aw, go soak yer 'ead. 'Oo's 'itting anyone?'

The two women stood close to the wall listening anxiously, but no more sounds of distress came through, and soon the stridency of the wireless likewise diminished.

'The devils!' hissed Mrs Harris again. 'The trouble is they don't hit 'im 'ard enough so it shows, or we could call the N.S.P.C.C. I'll give them a piece of me mind in the morning.'

Mrs b.u.t.terfield said sorrowfully, 'It won't do no good, they'll only take it out on 'im. Yesterday I gave 'im a piece of cake left over from me tea. Cor', them Gusset brats was all over 'im, s.n.a.t.c.hing it away from 'im before he ever got a mouthful.'

Two tears of frustration and rage suddenly appeared in Mrs Harris's blue eyes, and she delivered herself of a string of very naughty and unprintable words describing the Gusset family next door.

Mrs b.u.t.terfield patted her friend's shoulder and said, 'There, there, dear, don't excite yourself. It's a shyme, but what can we do?'

'Something!' Mrs Harris replied fiercely. Then repeated, 'Something. I can't stand it. 'E's such a dear little tyke.' A gleam came into her eyes, 'I'll bet if I went to America I'd soon enough find his Dad. 'E's got to be somewhere, hasn't 'e? Eating his 'eart out for 'is little one, no doubt.'

A look of horror came into Mrs b.u.t.terfield's stout face, her duplicate chins began to quiver and her lips to tremble. 'Ada,' she quavered, 'you ain't thinkin' of goin' to America, are you?' Fresh in her memory was the fact that Mrs Harris once had made up her mind that the one thing she wanted more than anything else in the world was a Dior dress, and that she had thereupon scrimped and saved for two years, flown by herself to Paris, and returned triumphantly with the garment.

To Mrs b.u.t.terfield's great relief there apparently were were limits to her friend's potentialities, for Mrs Harris wailed, ' 'Ow can I? But it's breaking me 'eart. I can't stand to see a child abused. 'E ain't got enough meat on 'is bones to sit down on.' limits to her friend's potentialities, for Mrs Harris wailed, ' 'Ow can I? But it's breaking me 'eart. I can't stand to see a child abused. 'E ain't got enough meat on 'is bones to sit down on.'

All Willis Gardens knew the story of little 'Enry Brown and the Gussets, a tragedy of the aftermath of the war and, alas, too often repeated.

In 1950, George Brown, a young American airman stationed at an American air base somewhere, had married a waitress from the near-by town, one Pansy Cott, and had a son by her named Henry.

When at the close of his tour of enlistment George Brown was posted for return to the United States, the woman refused to accompany him, remaining in England with the child and demanding support. Brown returned to the United States, mailing back the equivalent of two pounds a week for the care of the infant. He also divorced his wife.

Pansy and Henry moved to London, where Pansy got a job, and also met another man who was interested in marrying her. However, he wanted no part of the child, and the price of his making her an honest woman was that she get rid of it. Pansy promptly farmed out little Henry, then aged three, with a family by the name of Gusset, who lived in Willis Gardens and had six children of their own, married her lover, and moved to another town.

For three years the pound a week which Pansy had agreed to pay the Gussets for little Henry's keep (thus taking a clear pound of profit for herself) continued to come, and Henry, while not exactly overfed on this bounty, was not much worse off than the members of the Gusset brood. Then one day the pound did not arrive, and never again turned up thereafter. Pansy and her new husband had vanished and could not be traced. The Gussets had an address for the father, George Brown, somewhere in Alabama. A letter sent thither demanding funds was returned stamped 'Addressee not known here'. The Gussets realised they were stuck with the child, and after that things were not so good for Henry.

From then on it became evident to the neighbourhood that the Gussets, who anyway had a kind of Jukes-family reputation, were taking it out on the child. Little 'Enry had become a matter of deep concern to the two widows who lived on either side of the Gussets, but in particular to Mrs Harris, who found that the unhappy little orphan-by-law touched her heart, and his plight invaded her dreams of the day and of the night-time.

If the Gussets had been more brutally cruel to little Henry, Mrs Harris could have done something immediate and drastic in cooperation with the police. But Mr and Mrs Gusset were too smart for that. No one knew exactly what it was Mr Gusset did to eke out a living for his family, but it took place in Soho, sometimes during the night, and the general opinion held that it was something shady.

Whatever it may have been it was known that the Gussets were particularly anxious to avoid the attentions of the police, and therefore as far as little Henry was concerned, remained strictly within the law. They were well aware that the police were not able to take action with reference to a child except in cases of extreme and visible cruelty. No one could say exactly that the boy was starving or suffering from injuries. But Mrs Harris knew his life was made a constant h.e.l.l of short rations, cuffs, slaps, pinches, and curses, as the Gussets revenged themselves upon him for the stoppage of the funds.

He was the drudge and the b.u.t.t of the slatternly family, and any of their two girls and four boys ranging from the ages of three to twelve could tweak, kick, and abuse him with impunity. But worst of all was the fact of the child growing up without love or affection of any kind. On the contrary, he was hated, and this both Mrs Harris and Mrs b.u.t.terfield found the most painful of all.

Mrs Harris had had her share of hard knocks herself; in her world these were expected and accepted, but she had a warm and embracing nature, had successfully brought up a child of her own, and what she saw of the little boy next door and the treatment meted out to him began to a.s.sume the nature of a constant pain and worry, and something which was never too far or entirely out of her thoughts. Often when she was, as dictated by her nature, blithe, gay, light-hearted, and irrepressible about her work, her clients, and her friends, would come the sudden sobering thought of the plight of little 'Enry. Then Mrs Harris would indulge in one of her day-dreams, the kind that a year or so ago had sent her off to the great adventure of her life in Paris.

The new day-dream took on the quality of the romantic fiction of which Mrs Harris was a great devotee via magazines many of her clients sloughed off upon her when they were finished with them.

In Mrs Harris's opinion, and transferred to the dream, Pansy Cott, or whatever her new name now happened to be, was the villainess of the story, the missing airman Brown the hero, and little 'Enry the victim. For one thing, Mrs Harris was convinced that the father was continuing the support of his child, and that Pansy was simply pocketing the money. It was all Pansy's doing - Pansy who had refused to accompany her husband to America, as was her wifely duty; Pansy who had withheld the child from him; Pansy who, in order to satisfy a lover, had farmed out the little boy to this beastly family; and finally, Pansy who had vanished with the loot, leaving the boy to his awful fate.

George Brown, on the other hand, was one of nature's n.o.blemen; in the intervening years in all likelihood he would have made his fortune, as Americans did. Perhaps be had remarried, perhaps not, but whatever and wherever, he would be pining for his lost 'Enry.

This estimate of George Brown was based upon her experience with American GIs in England, whom she had invariably found friendly, warm-hearted, generous, and particularly loving and kind to children. She remembered how during the war they had unfailingly shared their rations of sweets with the youngsters surrounding their bases. They were inclined to be loud, noisy, boastful, and spendthrift, but when one got to know them, underneath they were the salt of the earth.

They were, of course, the richest people in the world, and Mrs Harris reared a kind of fantasy palace where George Brown would now be living, and where little 'Enry too could be enjoying his birthright if only his Dad knew of his plight. She had no doubt but that if somehow Mr Brown could be found and told of the situation, he would appear upon the scene, wafted on the wings of a faster-than-sound jet, to claim his child and remove him from the tyranny and thraldom of the nasty Gussets. It wanted only a fairy G.o.dmother to give the k.n.o.bs of Fate a twist and set the machinery going in the right direction. It was not long before, so affected was she by the plight of little 'Enry, Mrs Harris began to see herself as that fairy G.o.dmother.

Somehow in the dream she was transplanted to the great United States of America, where by a combination of shrewdness and luck she turned up the missing George Brown almost at once. As she narrated the story of little 'Enry to him tears began to flow from his eyes, and when she had finished he was weeping unashamedly. 'My good woman,' he said, 'all my riches can never repay you for what you have done for me. Come, let us go at once to the aeroplane and set out to fetch my little boy home where he belongs.' It was a very satisfactory dream.

But, as has been noted before, Mrs Harris was not wholly given to spinning webs of fantasy. She was hard-headed, practical, and realistic about the situation of little Henry, the Gussets, and the knowledge that no one had been able to locate the father, coupled with the fact that no one had really attempted to do so. Underneath the dreams was a growing conviction that if only given an opportunity she could manage to find him, a conviction not at all diminished by the fact that all she knew of him was that his name had been George Brown, and he had been in the American Air Force.

DEEP in her heart, Mrs Harris was well aware that for her a trip to America was as remote as a trip to the moon. True, she had managed to cross the English Channel, and the aeroplane had made the Atlantic Ocean just another body of water over which to zoom, but the practical considerations of expense and living, etc., put such a journey well out of reach. Mrs Harris had achieved her Paris visit and heart's desire through two years of scrimping and saving, but this had been a kind of lifetime effort. It had taken a good deal out of her. She was older now and aware that she was no longer capable of making the attempt to ama.s.s the necessary number of pounds to finance such an expedition. in her heart, Mrs Harris was well aware that for her a trip to America was as remote as a trip to the moon. True, she had managed to cross the English Channel, and the aeroplane had made the Atlantic Ocean just another body of water over which to zoom, but the practical considerations of expense and living, etc., put such a journey well out of reach. Mrs Harris had achieved her Paris visit and heart's desire through two years of scrimping and saving, but this had been a kind of lifetime effort. It had taken a good deal out of her. She was older now and aware that she was no longer capable of making the attempt to ama.s.s the necessary number of pounds to finance such an expedition.

True, l'affaire l'affaire Dior had been sparked by the winning of a hundred pounds in a football pool, without which Mrs Harris might never have undertaken the task of ama.s.sing another three hundred and fifty. She continued to play the pools, but without the blazing conviction which sometimes leads the face of fortune to smile. She knew very well that that kind of lightning never struck twice in the same place. Dior had been sparked by the winning of a hundred pounds in a football pool, without which Mrs Harris might never have undertaken the task of ama.s.sing another three hundred and fifty. She continued to play the pools, but without the blazing conviction which sometimes leads the face of fortune to smile. She knew very well that that kind of lightning never struck twice in the same place.

Yet, at the very moment that little Henry, under the cover of the abysmal gargling of Kentucky Claiborne, was being cuffed about in the kitchen of Number 7 Willis Gardens, and sent to bed yet another night insufficiently nourished, Fate was already laying the groundwork for an incredible change in the life not only of himself, but likewise of Ada Harris and Mrs b.u.t.terfield.

There was no miracle involved, nothing more supernatural than two sets of men facing one another either side of the directors' table in the board and conference room of a gigantic Hollywood film and television studio six thousand miles away, glaring at one another with all the venom that can be mustered by greedy men engaged in a battle for power.

Seven hours, one hundred and three cups of coffee, and forty-two Havana Perfectos later, the malevolence of the glares had not diminished, but the battle was over. A cable-gram was dispatched which had consequences both direct and indirect in the lives of a strange a.s.sortment of people, some of whom had never even heard of North American Pictures and Television Company Inc.