『Hey~hey~~♪ This is Tanaksan residence right~♪ The residence of Tanaksan, the corporate slave with meager wage right~♪ The residence of Tanaksan, the pedo who do an unspeakable thing to a young girl right~♪ And you’re playing dumb with me, I will f.u.c.king destroy the door, b.a.s.t.a.r.d♪』

Hearing the storm of abuse coming from behind the door, my face cramped as I wondered whether I want to open the door or not .

『Pedophile♪ Paraphile♪ Tanaks.h.i.+ the Lolicon, please~ come~ out~♪ Ah, Tanaks.h.i.+, are you in the middle of……』

「Stop right there!!」

As I stopped him from saying such a dangerous word, came a sound of banging from the other side of the door . The banging produced a loud sound which disregarded other people such as my neighbor, despite this, I was still unable to pick my next course of action . Though, with how he looked like, I surely didn’t want anything to do with him .

While I was troubled in front of the door, Amaletta approached me, the sweet smell of vanilla essence could be smelled from her .

「Umm, Tanaksan? Don’t we have a guest?」

「Not a guest, this guy is an uninvited thug . 」

『It’s nothing like that, you know~♪ I came here to tell you something important you know~♪ It’s like SonSon♪ You only need to listen for a bit, then you will hear all of the memories of your life♪』

「That means it will be my lifetime shame isn’t it!」

I opened the door reflexively when I was trying to retort to his foolish joke . The green haired and red-eyed youth clad in clown costume spoke at me with a smile that was worthy to be called the shotacon slayer .

「Heyaa~♪ Good evening♪ This is Listy from Flag shop~♪ For the time being, please let me come into your house♪」

「Absolutely no . 」

However, I wasn’t a shotacon, with my thumb facing down, I reject his request .

「Hey hey, don’t say that♪ Aren’t we a good friend~♪」

「Bulls.h.i.+t, this is the first time we met… So, what is it?」

「Oh my oh my, you’re so cold♪ Do you know if you can’t handle a joke or two, women will just leave you, you won’t be able to marry anyone♪」

「Shut it! I don’t need you lecturing me about it!」

——— What’s with this guy? Is he serious? Should I report him for now?

While I was troubled what treatment I should give to this person called Listy, Amaletta c.o.c.ked her head from behind me to see what was going on .

「Hm? This feeling…… Are you perhaps comes from the Causal world?」

Where is that? While I was having a headache from the new different world, the boy nodded with a smile .

「Yes♪ That’s a good insight♪ G.o.ddess-from-realm-of-soul-san♪」

「Wh that’s rude!」

「It’s the truth♪ Because you do your job tardily, we need to make a move♪ Do your job properly, or that cute b.u.t.t might be spanked until it swells to twice its size♪」

「It’s the truth♪ Because you do your job tardily, we need to make a move♪ Do your job properly, or that cute b.u.t.t might be spanked until it swells to twice its size♪」

He made that dangerous remark with a cute smile, though it looked like it was effective, as Amaletta yelped and hid behind my back . Perhaps she remembered how she was spanked a hundred times .

Leaving that aside, this person must be someone who also knew my situation . Does that mean he’s someone reincarnation related too?

「Who on earth are you, seriously?」

While I remembered intense futility feeling from talking with someone who jumped topic really fast, I prompted him his ident.i.ty . Then, Listy removed his smile that he used as poker face replacement and answered my question .

「I will tell you, but before that, can you let me in♪」

Apparently, this was not a talk that could be done in a minute or two . While I felt fed up from Listy who stubbornly want to enter my apartment, I reluctantly nodded and let him in to find out more about my situation .

「Fine……」

「Yayy~♪ I’m entering a wizard’s abode♪」

——— This guy, I will seriously bury him one day .

——— This guy, I will seriously bury him one day .

t/n:

This clown’s speech is a pain to translate, considering I still translate by context, his topic jumping speech makes me lose my way a couple of time, I’m pretty sure I still get one or two things wrong anyway, good thing there is nothing that important this chapter, and even if there is, I will change it later down the line once those become clear enough