I Might Be A Fake Cultivator - Chapter 957 - Peculiar Cultivator Group Chat
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Chapter 957 - Peculiar Cultivator Group Chat

Chapter 957: Peculiar Cultivator Group Chat

An Lin was met with awkward silence after sending out his message. No one replied to him.

Perhaps the cultivators in the group chat were all busy. The group was unusually silent.

An Lin pondered for a moment and was just about to tag the owner of the group. However, a member of the group suddenly replied.

Domineering Sabre Lord: Heh, I dont recognize you, kid. Are you a new member?

Fake Daoist Priest Little An: Big Bro! Please look after this newbie! (pitiful emoticon)

An Lin thought for a moment before deciding to act pitiable.

Daoist Booming Thunder: New members are so insincere now. Its taken you so long to message the group. Hurry up and send us voice messages and selfies. Make sure to wear female clothes in the selfies! Hehehe

An Lin grimaced. Why is this group becoming weirder and weirder?

Domineering Saber Lord: Booming Thunder, stop being a dumb c*nt. Youre scaring the newbie. Little An, dont worry. Ill take care of you. If you need any help, just shoot me a message.

Fake Daoist Priest Little An: Thank you, Senior Domineering Saber!

Domineering Saber Lord was extremely satisfied with acquiring another underling. As an experienced senior, acquiring more underlings naturally increased his sense of accomplishment.

At this moment, a truly influential member of the group chat suddenly appeared.

The Savior: !!!

Domineering Saber Lord was delighted upon seeing The Savior join the chat. Wow! Leader Savior, you finally have free time to chat?

The Savior sent a gif to express his disbelief. Holy f*ck! Am I seeing things? Who is this that I see? Poison Lord is online?!

Daoist Booming Thunder was dumbfounded. Poison Lord? Am I blind? Why cant I see Poison Lord?

Fake Daoist Priest Little An: Just call me Sword Immortal An Lin!

The Savior was extremely excited by An Lins reappearance. Sword Immortal An Lin, youve finally returned! Its been ages!

Tian Lingling also joined the chat. Due to her brilliant natural talents, this girl had a bright future ahead of her. She had already worked her way up to a managerial position.

Tian Lingling immediately tagged all the members of the group chat. Come on, lets all welcome the return of Fake Daoist Priest!

Fake Daoist Priest Little An: Theres no need to give me such a grand welcome~

Daoist Wooden Ox: Holy f*ck!

Crack Shot Clairvoyant: Welcome back, o mighty Sword Immortal An Lin!

Dreamy Voice Fairy: Welcome back, o mighty Sword Immortal An Lin!

Atomic Bomb Fairy: Welcome back, o mighty Sword Immortal An Lin!

Green River Sword Immortal: Welcome back, o mighty Sword Immortal An Lin!

One after another, the most powerful members of the group chat all sent messages of welcome. This magnificent sight scared Domineering Saber Lord and Daoist Booming Thunder silly.

Moreover, the person that they were welcoming was Fake Daoist Priest Little An?!

Fake Daoist Priest Little An: Thanks for your messages of welcome! (grinning emoticon)

Domineering Saber Lord and Daoist Booming Thunder both drew in a sharp breath.

So, they really were welcoming Fake Daoist Priest Little An! Holy sh*t! Terror gripped at Domineering Saber Lord and Daoist Booming Thunders hearts. They had actually flexed in front of a supreme being?!

They had even treated him as a newbie! And asked him to send cross-dressing selfies!

They were done for!

Domineering Saber Lord immediately sent a voice message. Sniff I prostrate in worship to Mighty Sword Immortal An Lin! I beg you, o mighty one, please forgive my disrespect

Domineering Saber Lord acted as a newbie as he apologized profusely. It could be said that his will to live was very strong.

When the other cultivators scrolled up and saw An Lins initial messages, they also didnt know whether to cry or laugh.

They couldnt help but look forward to Daoist Booming Thunders reply. To their surprise, however, Daoist Booming Thunder remained completely silent. He didnt send any message at all. This was quite an intriguing development

Daoist Booming Thunder was this bad*ss? He even refused to go along with Saber Lords apology?

Meanwhile, some other cultivators reckoned that he was still paralyzed with fear.

Right at this moment, a message popped up.

A picture appeared before the cultivators eyes.

A muscular brute dressed in a blue maid uniform entered their sights. His head was slightly lowered, and there was a shy and apologetic look in his eyes.

Daoist Booming Thunder: Sword Immortal An Lin, I present to you my cross-dressing picture. I beg you to please forgive me!

An Lin:

Members of the chat:

The group suddenly fell silent. Immediately afterward, it descended into chaos!

Tian Lingling: Wow! Thats so epic!

Domineering Saber Lord: Terrifying! Booming Thunder is still so lacking in integrity!

Daoist Wooden Ox: Barf!

Dreamy Voice Fairy: Barf!

Atomic Bomb Fairy: Barf!

The Savior: Barf!

Golden Jade: His will to live is other-worldly!

Enlightened Lazurite: What have I done wrong? Why have I been made to look at this? My eyes burn

Fake Daoist Priest Little An: Booming Thunder, I had initially planned to let you off the hook. Now, however Ive changed my mind

Daoist Booming Thunder immediately tried to remedy the situation. Please dont! Senior An Lin, if you dont like it, Ill immediately recall the message!

Right after sending this, Daoist Booming Thunder recalled a message.

The other cultivators in the group were still engaged in a heated conversation. Some of them even remarked that An Lins cross-dressing picture was far more pleasing to the eye than Daoist Booming Thunders cross-dressing picture.

Upon seeing this, An Lin immediately changed the topic. Seniors, sorry to interrupt. Im actually here to ask you guys about something.

One had to admit, his words carried a lot of weight in the group.

When the cultivators saw An Lins message, they all signified for him to continue.

The terrible conversation taking place finally came to a halt. An Lin breathed a sigh of relief and started asking his question.

Fake Daoist Priest Little An: Seniors, might I ask, what do you guys think about Earths rising temperature and increasing vital energy?

Golden Jade: Daoist An, these phenomena have been mysteries to us as well.

The Savior: I dont know what the causes of these phenomena are. However, I do know that unusual fluctuations have been detected at some spatial nodes in Luoyang.

Dreamy Voice Fairy: Now that you mention it, Ive also detected violent fluctuations of vital energy at Yingzhou Islands Futian.

Red Fox Celestial Maiden: There have also been unusual fluctuations in our sects Qing Qiu Mystic Realm.

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