I Might Be A Fake Cultivator - Chapter 1892 - Retarded Dragon Customer Service
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Chapter 1892 - Retarded Dragon Customer Service

Chapter 1892: Retarded Dragon Customer Service

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Henyee Translations

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Henyee Translations

An Lin was in a lot of pain.

This feeling probably really wasnt all that different from what a pregnant woman suffering from dystocia had to endure.

Hmm Wait a minute

If he used his sea of vital energy as an analogy for a womb and the little black dragon as an analogy for an unborn child

He really was suffering from dystocia!

The little black dragon was thrashing violently, but it was unable to come out from his sea of vital energy. In the meantime, he was suffering from excruciating pain as a result. Wasnt this the pain of not being able to force a child out of ones womb?

An Lin felt more and more depressed as he followed this train of thought.

Im a f*cking man! Why do I have to go through all this?!

Ms. Bai Xue Can you please hurry up? My An Lin cant hold on for much longer, Xu Xiaolan urged.

Bai Xue and the others had no clue what An Lins dystocia had to do with him not being able to see the Azure Dragon Heart Essence, but they couldnt be bothered to ask. Thus, they immediately sprang into action.

Bai Xue swept her claws through the air and shattered the white bead at the center.

A little white dragon holding dragon balls in all four of its paws appeared before everyone.

An extremely warm smile appeared on its face, and it spoke in a crisp voice, Thank you for summoning the Dragon Seeking Navigator, I am your beloved Xiao Baibai. May I please ask what you require assistance with?

This was the Dragon Seeking Navigator that the Azure Dragon Tribe was so proud of?

An Lin immediately raised his hand. Me me me! I need to see the Azure Dragon Heart Essence!

Time was life right now; An Lin needed to calm the little black dragon down as soon as possible.

The little white dragon seemed to have not heard what An Lin was saying, and its smiling expression remained unchanged as it slowly tossed out seven dragon balls, all of which hovered in the air. For normal services, please grab the first ball. For member services, please grab the second ball. For yearly member services, please grab the third ball. For VIP member services, please grab the fourth ball. For VIP yearly member services, please grab the fifth ball. For super VIP member services, please grab the sixth ball. For divine dragon member services, please grab the seventh ball

An Lins expression went blank. What the hell is this?

Bai Xue explained with a smile, This is our Dragon Seeking Navigators ranking system. Different rank members receive different levels of service. Is it advanced or what?

Bam bam bam

The little black dragon continued to thrash violently, and An Lins body spasmed with pain.

Could you hurry up? An Lin forced out a broken sentence through gritted teeth.

No problem, Mr. An Lin. Were the highest level members, so well be enjoying the best service! A proud expression appeared on Bai Xues face.

A hint of hope welled up in An Lins heart upon hearing this. He was praying that this infuriating process would be over as soon as possible.

Im a divine dragon member! Bai Xue grabbed the seventh dragon ball.

An Lin gripped his stomach and stared at the white dragon.

Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up

The little white dragon wiggled its bottom as an expression of disappointment appeared on its face. Sorry, you have low-level members among you. I can only provide service based on the lowest common denominator. You will now be receiving the normal service.

An Lin:

All of the dragons:

Why is it asking us if it can already detect our levels of membership? Xu Xiaolan was completely speechless.

Forget about it, well just go with the normal level service, can we hurry up? An Lin gripped his stomach, and his face was turning purple.

The little white dragons friendly voice sounded, To relinquish service, grab the first ball. To recharge and elevate your membership level, please grab the second ball. To continue with normal service, please

An Lin abruptly stood up and grabbed the third ball. Normal service is fine! Hurry the f*ck up, you piece of sh*t!

grab the seventh ball. The little white dragon continued, Error detected, please choose again.

Bam!

The little white dragon exploded.

A new white dragon ball appeared on the platform.

Deathly silence ensued.

An Lin:

Xu Xiaolan:

Mr. An Lin, you have to calm down! Theres no point in trying to hurry this process, you have to follow the instructions provided by our Dragon Seeking Navigator in order to achieve our objective, Chi Yu said in a meaningful and heartfelt voice.

An Lin:

Xu Xiaolan interjected, Can we recharge to improve our membership level? Will we be able to see the Azure Dragon Heart Essence faster that way?

Bai Xue provided a patient explanation. Youll have to go to a recharging station for that. Mr. An Lin is not a member of our Azure Dragon Tribe, so its going to be a little difficult. Normal service will get us to our objective the quickest, so please dont be concerned, guardian deity Xiaolan

Can you hurry up An Lin doubled over in pain. The little black dragon in his body was thrashing about even more violently.

Bam!

The dragon ball on the platform suddenly exploded.

Xu Xiaolan had made her move!

After the dragon ball exploded, the little white dragon holding the four dragon balls appeared before everyone again.

An extremely warm smile appeared on its face, and it said in a crisp voice, Thank you for summoning the Dragon Seeking Navigator, I am your beloved Xiao Baibai. May I please ask what you require assistance with?

I need to see the Azure Dragon Heart Essence! Xu Xiaolan replied.

The little white dragon seemed to have not heard what Xu Xiaolan was saying, and its smiling expression remained unchanged as it slowly tossed out seven dragon balls, all of which hovered in the air. For normal services, please grab the first

Whoosh!

Before it even had a chance to finish its sentence, Xu Xiaolans hands transformed into afterimages and issued a series of commands.

An Lin was very elated upon seeing this. Xiaolan was the best after all. His life was in her hands!

Now transferring you to normal service The little white dragons voice suddenly turned cold and brusque as it asked, What do you want?

A smug smile appeared on Chi Yus face. See how intelligent this little white dragon is? It adjusts its attitude and expression based on the level of service offered.

An Lin:

Why the f*ck was he smug about that?!

I need to see the Azure Dragon Heart Essence, Xu Xiaolan repressed her rage and repeated herself.

Alright, so you want to see the Azure Dragon Heart Essence? The little white dragon looked at the dragons with them. Youve got high-level members with you, so you can see it

An Lin was almost moved to the point of tears. Thank God! Finally

However, youre not members, so you have to watch some ads first. The little white dragon wiggled its bottom.

What? Xu Xiaolan was dumbstruck.

An Lin:

The little white dragon suddenly transformed into an imposing, musclebound dragon. Do you want to be strong and erect like me? Do you want to be able to last all night every night like me? Do you want your female dragon to moan and scream beneath you all night long like mine does? Be a real male dragon and find your happiness! Come to our Hope Male Dragon Infertility Clinic, and youll find happiness for you and her1

Ow ow An Lin really wanted to kill the little white dragon.

Is it over? Xu Xiaolan was also having to fight the urge to kill the little white dragon.

The little white dragons expression suddenly shifted, and the background music of an RPG suddenly erupted.

An Lin was given a fright, and his face paled even further. Wh whats happening

The little white dragon transformed into a gaming streamer. Hey, guys, Im the scum scum dragon! Trade your equipment with me today for better rates!

Xu Xiaolan:

An Lin was frothing at the mouth.