I Might Be A Fake Cultivator - Chapter 1580 - The Accursed System Mission
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Chapter 1580 - The Accursed System Mission

Chapter 1580: The Accursed System Mission

An Lin was ecstatic to have received the power of the Heavenly Mountain God.

However, his energy had been completely depleted, and his body was in an extremely sorry state. He was completely unable to activate any vital energy, and everything around him looked blurry and out of focus.

He felt like he was half-dead.

Thankfully, he could hold onto Xiaolan.

When An Lin felt her soft and warm body and inhaled her familiar scent, he felt like all of the efforts he made was worth it.

Oi Where are you rubbing up against? Xu Xiaolan spoke with a dark expression.

She discovered that An Lins head was slowly sliding its way up toward her chest.

Xu Xiaolan almost smashed An Lin into the ground, but after thinking about it, she tucked his head onto her shoulder before letting him off with a menacing glance.

An Lin was extremely tired and was immediately placed into the Blood Soul Jade Coffin by Xu Xiaolan, thereby putting an end to the heavenly experience of being cradled by her.

Xu Xiaolan carried the coffin on her back before surveying the battlefield with a cautious expression.

An Lin suddenly came to a realization.

In the beginning, Xu Xiaolan had overexerted herself from using her mystic techniques, and An Lin had put her in the coffin before going into battle. After that, both of them were severely wounded and carried by the Vermilion Bird Princess. Now, he was the one lying in the coffin while Xu Xiaolan carried him around

What a beautiful story!

The coffin was the f*cking MVP here!!!

An Lin was led astray by his train of thought before swallowing two immortal pills to recover from his injuries.

As he swallowed his immortal pills, An Lin suddenly discovered that these recent battles had been extremely taxing on his wallet! He had swallowed over ten immortal pills and had just sacrificed an immortal tool.

He had probably spent over ten million spirit stones during this battle alone

His heart throbbed with pain at this notion. How many days of cooking would he have to do to earn this back?!

If it werent for the fact that he had obtained the power of the mountains, he would be throwing up blood!

After all, relative to his net worth, ten million spirit stones was

Huh? Only one percent?

An Lin faltered slightly before coming to the sudden realization that he still had a billion spirit stones in his storage ring

His heart instantly ceased to ache!

With this in mind, he swallowed another two immortal pills with an elated expression. He had more than enough money to spare!

Right at this moment, the system suddenly sounded again in his mind.

Ding Dong!

An Lin shuddered upon hearing this sound. Surely the system wasnt going to screw him over now that he was already lying feebly in a coffin like this

He opened the system interface uneasily.

The Special Missions tab was flashing with light.

Its over Im screwed An Lin was in despair. All special missions assigned by the system were extremely diabolical.

He opened the special mission with an expression of despair, but his eyes abruptly widened at the sight of the contents of the mission!

[Detected that host has cultivated the Earth Lotus Supreme Skill to the ninth stage, now assigning the following special mission:

[Cultivate the Evergreen Technique, the Divine Liquid Creation Technique, the Divine Weapon Origin Energy, and the Wings of True Fire cultivation methods to the ninth stage.

[Time limit: Three years.

[Mission Success: Attain the phenomenal success stage in the body of the War God!

[Mission Failure: Grow a second d*ck.

[Note: This mission cannot be rejected.]

An Lin:

He looked up into the sky with a disconsolate expression.

What the hell did that mean?

Grow a new d*ck?!

An Lin roared with rage as tears streamed down his face. I choose impotence!!!

Waah He howled tearfully as he lay in the coffin.

Xu Xiaolan was given a massive fright before turning around to look at An Lin with an astonished expression.

An Lin, ha have you gone insane? Why would you choose impotence? The proud and majestic Divine Phoenix Maiden had tears shimmering in her eyes and an expression that suggested that she had expected better from An Lin.

An Lin almost threw up a mouthful of blood upon hearing this.

It wasnt like he could ask Xu Xiaolan if she preferred him with two d*cks or if she preferred him being impotent! He would most likely be given a response that she preferred neither of those two!

Lets break up!

Youre no longer a man!!!

Of course, other responses were possible as well

However, An Lin didnt want to be a freak! He would rather be impotent!

Wait An Lin suddenly came to his senses. He wasnt guaranteed to fail the mission, so why was he considering his miserable life ahead already?

He couldnt allow himself to think in such a pessimistic way!

He