I Might Be A Fake Cultivator - Chapter 1220 - Flying Dog and Flying Sword
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Chapter 1220 - Flying Dog and Flying Sword

Chapter 1220: Flying Dog and Flying Sword

Big Brother An, its such a rare opportunity for me to travel with you, yet youre having me accompany you to the Dead Spirit Demonic Land? Woof! Da Bai was horrified upon hearing this name, and he complained to An Lin sulkily.

The Dead Spirit Demonic Land was located in the Ancient Void State.

The Dead Spirit Demonic Land use to be the most prosperous region of the Ancient Void State. However, during the years that the Divine Dark Dao Sect was flourishing, the Bitter Blood Dark King transformed thousands of kilometers of land into a sacrificial blood pool. Hundreds of millions of living beings perished due to his evil deeds.

Because of this, the Dead Spirit Demonic Land was brimming with a dense atmosphere of resentment.

Moreover, after tens of thousands of years of evolution, that place only became increasingly strange and uncanny. It had already become its own unique realm. In fact, some sort of terrifying natural law had been born in that land.

The Dead Spirit Demonic Land had already become a daunting forbidden area of the Kingdom of the Nine States. Even cultivators were more likely to die than survive if they entered, not to mention mortal humans.

M-hm that place was indeed terrifying. It was only natural for Da Bai to be afraid.

Da Bai, you have me protecting you. What are you afraid of? An Lin patted his head and chuckled. No matter what dangers we encounter, Ill always put your safety first and foremost!

Da Bais face flushed red. Big Brother An, youre becoming better and better at comforting and convincing others, woof!

An Lin smiled and remained silent. If he didnt coax his great mount, then how would Da Bai let him ride him willingly?

The person and the dog traveled through a teleportation spell formation and arrived at the Ancient Void State. Then, the dog mount started whizzing toward the Dead Spirit Demonic Land. On the way, they encountered numerous cultivators who were flying on swords.

Big Brother An, look! There are so many cultivators who are traveling on flying swords! They all look so snobbish! They all feel so arrogant and haughty! Woof! Da Bai wore an expression of disdain.

An Lin smiled and explained, You have to understand them. The Heavenly Sword Sect, one of the Kingdom of the Nine States four great sects, is situated in this Ancient Void State. Thus, the conduct of sword cultivators is relatively more refined here. Everyone craves to become a carefree and elegant sword immortal. Its only normal that theyre slightly more arrogant.

After all, if sword cultivators arent arrogant, how will they understand the true charm of the sword dao? The sword is a weapon of elegance and killing. Its inherently used for showing off!

Da Bai clapped his paws in realization. Big Brother An, your understanding is so thorough, woof!

At this moment, a sword cultivator who was flying by crossed his arms and puffed his chest out. There was a look of disdain and ridicule in his eyes as he glanced at the dog-riding An Lin.

This expression

An Lin erupted in rage. The f*ck you looking at? Are you looking down on dog-riders?

The sword cultivator sneered and increased his speed. It was as though An Lin was not worthy of his time. A sense of haughtiness and disdain oozed from his every action.

An Lins expression darkened. Da Bai

Some might tolerate this, but this dog cant! Da Bai was equally furious. The wind rings under his feet expanded twofold, and a terrifying sonic boom erupted behind him.

Boom!

Da Bai became a streak of white as he closed in on the arrogant sword cultivator.

The sword cultivators expression changed drastically upon seeing this. It looked as though he had been given a fright.

However, the sword cultivator quickly regained his composure. Then, a fiery battle intent started burning in his eyes. He formed a hand seal, and his sword rang violently before starting to fly even faster!

This male cultivator was of the Soul Formation Final Stage, and his speed was not to be underestimated!

Humph! You actually dare to challenge my speed? Ill have you understand what true speed is! Flight mode, woof!

Da Bai stuck his tongue out and furiously swatted his paws at the void. Moreover, his snowy-white tail started spinning like the propeller of an airplane! Bursts of air current were spat out behind him like air cannonballs.

Da Bais speed increased significantly!

Whoosh!

Da Bai drew closer and closer to the sword cultivator.

The sword cultivators expression changed drastically, and he furiously pressed his sword to go faster. However, the sword had already reached its limit, and it was unable to go any faster. Eventually, Da Bai overtook the sword cultivator and left the sword cultivator in his wake!

Hahaha You dared to challenge me with that useless metallic trash? Do you feel the terror of being beaten by my air-spitting dog flight mode? Da Bai shook his hips at the sword cultivator behind him.

Damn you! The sword cultivators veins bulged in fury. Since when had he been humiliated in such a way before?

Immediately afterward, something even more humiliating occurred.

Pfff!

Da Bai suddenly farted, and a devastating airstream struck the sword cultivators body. The sword cultivator felt like dying.

His pride as a sword immortal instilled within him a strong tenacity and determination. However, being ridiculed, surpassed, and fed farts by a dog made him feel a burning sense of shame.

He wanted to prove himself, yet the gap between him and the dog was becoming larger and larger.

Due to his qualities of tenacity and determination, he couldnt bring himself to give up even though he knew that catching up to Da Bai would be impossible. Thus, he could only continue to bear this strong sense of humiliation.

This was truly a feeling of despair!

We were only provoking each other a little That detestable dog-riding male will probably leave soon. Ill just endure this for a little longer!

After overtaking the sword cultivator, the distance between Da Bai and the sword cultivator had remained unchanging this entire time. It was neither far nor close, and Da Bai occasionally gifted the sword cultivator a dog fart.

Fifteen minutes later.

Big Brother An, that lads perseverance is astonishing! Its been so long, yet he still hasnt given up, woof! A rare expression of admiration appeared across Da Bais face.

An Lin glanced at the pursuing male and was also slightly astonished.

He knows that catching up is impossible, so why is he still chasing after us? Is this the pride of a Sword Immortal?

Dont mind him. Continuing releasing your dog farts, An Lin replied.

Da Bai cracked a grin. Big Brother An, why does it sound like youre scolding me[1]? Woof!

After saying this, another fart boomed out. A stifling air current rushed toward the sword cultivator behind them

Youve gone too far! the sword cultivator roared in fury, yet he was unable to do anything.

Are they crazy? Why arent they leaving? Why do they persist in staying in front of me?

Were clearly not headed for the same place!

The sword cultivator was on the verge of collapse, and he furiously cursed in his mind.

Cant the dog in front of me take initiative and leave? That way, I can give the excuse that were not headed for the same place and thus stop chasing after them. That way, my dao heart wont be wounded either

Why are they deliberately picking on me?

Another fifteen minutes later

There was a hint of genuine admiration in Da Bais voice as he turned around to speak to the sword cultivator.

I admire the fact that youre a tenacious man. How about you admit defeat? If you admit defeat, Ill stop feeding you my farts. Woof!

In reality, Da Bai had already run out of farts

The male sword cultivator gritted his teeth in anger. You were willing to waste your time just to humiliate me. You covered all this distance unnecessarily. Your Excellency is so broad-minded and generous!

Da Bai was dumbfounded upon hearing this. Are you f*cking kidding me? It was clearly you who followed after me because you were unwilling to yield. Yet youre blaming me now? Woof!

The male sword cultivators eyes bulged. Dog sh*t!

Your request is so greedy!

Ive already given you so many farts Ive run out already Woof!

There was a look of disgust on Da Bais face.

Male sword cultivator:

The male sword cultivator was so furious that he almost suffered from a heart attack.

However, he quickly comprehended what Da Bai had just said. Hang on you said that I was following you guys this entire time? Where are you two going?

Were going to the Dead Spirit Demonic Land, woof! Da Bai answered him honestly.

The male sword cultivator opened his mouth and sucked in a sharp breath. Then, he stammered, F-f*ck me Were heading to the same destination!

[1] Dog fart in Chinese is akin to bullsh*t in English. I.e. it sounds like An Lin is telling Da Bai to stop bullsh*tting.